Married Life

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 04/01/2015 at 12:10 • Filed to: married life

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Not car related.

So after sexytime last night, I told my wife,

"I got you pregnant. I felt it."

Her reaction was a look of abject horror.

For Sweden > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:12

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._.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:14

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Married Life with a Pregnant Wife version:

"get off me I'm already pregnant"

Textured Soy Protein > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:14

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That seems like it should be towards the top of the list of things not to say during post-coital conversations.

XJDano > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:15

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I don't think it happens instantly.

yamahog > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:16

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Joke's on you, we all know what pregnancy does to car funds! #actuallyhorrifying

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:16

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TheRallyStache > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:17

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At first I was like "Why is there a Mopar emblem anywhere near a Fiat 500" and then I was like "...oh yeah."

yamahog > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/01/2015 at 12:18

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Unless you're married to one of those super-horny into the third trimester types, and more power to em!

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:18

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Party-vi > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:19

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Protip: Saying "AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET" during climax will guarantee no sex for about 1-2 weeks.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > yamahog 04/01/2015 at 12:20

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STOP IT!

(Actually, I have a secondary car fund still, yay!)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:20

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ME "wanna have sex"

Wife "meh"

ME "HOW CAN YOU GO A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT/HAVING SEX?"

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > yamahog 04/01/2015 at 12:23

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lol, 3rd trimester is a long way off. and that was more of a prequel then a comment made after sex. She's got "night" sickness instead of morning, it's been pretty rough on her this time around.

ttyymmnn > yamahog 04/01/2015 at 12:23

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Sex with a pregnant woman can be Off. The. Hook.

ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/01/2015 at 12:24

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Welcome to my world.

ttyymmnn > XJDano 04/01/2015 at 12:25

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Pretty close, actually.

OneFastPuertoRican > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 12:26

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Married Life with Two Young Kids version:

"Do you really want another one?"

:-\

yamahog > ttyymmnn 04/01/2015 at 12:27

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Lol yea, I've heard. "WOO CAN'T GET DOUBLE PREGNANT!"

yamahog > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/01/2015 at 12:28

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Yea, "morning" sickness is apparently a misnomer. More like "3 months of sick"

ttyymmnn > yamahog 04/01/2015 at 12:31

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Followed by a lifetime of, "Oh, you again?"

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > yamahog 04/01/2015 at 12:36

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yea first time around wasn't as bad. Almost out of the first trimester which will make it easier.

yamahog > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/01/2015 at 12:45

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Good luck to you and Mrs Montego!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > yamahog 04/01/2015 at 12:46

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Thank you, we still have to arrange for you two to meet!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/01/2015 at 12:55

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I know those feels.

deekster_caddy > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 13:10

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Being married, it's a possibility at any time. Even with birth control in use. But mention having another kid and my wife would kill me, if the two kids we already have don't kill me first.

deekster_caddy > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/01/2015 at 13:13

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8 years later:

(finish homework and putting both kids to bed)

ME "wanna have sexxssssllllleeeeeepppp"

Wife "wanna have sexxsssllllleeeeeeeepppp"

both of us: "zzzzzzzzzz"

next morning:

"wow, that was some great sleep, we sure needed that!"

repeat. repeat. repeat. repeat.

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/01/2015 at 13:17

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That's funny, I said the same thing to your wife. Small world!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 04/01/2015 at 13:32

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That is the best "feels meme I've ever seen.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > fhrblig 04/01/2015 at 13:58

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 04/01/2015 at 16:02

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We all know you damn well didn't.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/01/2015 at 17:07

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Ok, fine. I only said it because I was astounded none of the other guys said it.